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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Milady de Winter, Sep 3, 2015.

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  1. Milady de Winter

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    Here's a joke for y'all......

    whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with chest implants?
    Give up?
    One's a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean. ....

    :penguin:
     
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    Hahaha @Throckmorton Subterfuge did you see this?
     
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    Friday funny (on monday)
    An elderly man visits the family doctor. He says "doctor, i think my wife is going deaf. Sometimes i talk to her but she doesnt answer me. How can i tell if shes losing her hearing?
    The doctor said " wait till she has her back to you, then ask her a question. If she doesnt respond, walk a little closer, and ask her again, and so on till she answers you.
    so the man goes home, and waits till his wife is standing over the stove, with her back to him.
    He asks her "whats for dinner dear?" No answer. So he moves a few feet closer.
    "Honey, whats for dinner?" Still no answer so he moves closer.
    "Honey, whats for dinner?" Still nothing, so he moves up until he is standing right behind her.
    "Darling, whats for dinner?"
    She turns around and says, "for the last time-F**KING CHICKEN!!!!!!
     
  4. Harry Flashman

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    ROFL.:joyful:.

    It was worth the wait
     
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